My First Strip Club Was a Mess — Here's What I Wish I Knew Before Choosing Where to Dance
When I was 17, I fell down the rabbit hole of stripper vlogs. The hustle, the energy, the fast money — something about it just pulled me in. So as soon as I turned 18, I did what any broke-but-determined baby stripper would do: I bought some heels, grabbed a “box outfit” (if you know, you know), and Googled “strip clubs near me.”
I didn’t know what I was looking for. I chose based on music — literally. I picked the one that played what I liked. That’s how I ended up at Pandora’s Men’s Club in Dallas, Texas.
The club was small, urban/Hispanic, full nude — and had zero champagne rooms. But I didn’t know any better. I thought that was just how strip clubs worked. I danced there for a year. And while I did have fun moments, the most money I ever made was $800 in one night. (Which felt like a lot back then... now I charge more than that for an hour.)
My very first shift should’ve told me everything I needed to know. I was so nervous before going on stage that a girl handed me a pint of Crown Apple. I chugged it like water. I thought I had to be a pole trick queen and twerk like my life depended on it. I got so drunk I barely remember going home. That night marked the start of a long year of drinking, bad habits, and experiences I wouldn’t wish on anyone — all because I didn’t know how to choose the right club.
The Lesson:
Here’s what I know now: you don’t want to start at just any club — especially not a fully nude, liquor-pouring, hustle-or-drown one with no champagne rooms.
You want to start at a gentleman’s club.
Yes, the one with the boring music your grandpa listens to. That’s where the money is. That’s where the structure is. That’s where you find the guys who pay for conversation, company, and rooms — not just a stage show and a lap dance.
Here's what to look for in your first club:
A champagne room or VIP section (multiple is even better)
A clean, corporate-looking clientele — think suits, not sneakers
Clear, posted dance prices and house fees
A sense of security and structure — is the staff organized? Are girls being treated fairly?
A club that feels safe and professional, even if it seems “boring”
Choosing the right club doesn’t just affect your income — it affects your mindset, your lifestyle, and your ability to stay in control. I started in chaos and spent the next year recovering from that choice. Don’t do the same. Start smart. Get stage wise:)
If you’re thinking about dancing or just started, tell me where you’re considering working — or share your first club story in the comments. I’ll be your big sister in heels and help you every step of the way.